Saturday, November 18, 2006

I am assaulted on our patch

Despite Declan's phone call to St Mungo's CEO Charles Fraser's office yesterday (he left a message for Fraser on his PA's voice mail), no St Mungo's Contact and Assessment Team (CAT) visited us last night with the referral we need to get into a night shelter. Rather, I was assaulted on our patch whilst I was sleeping.

Early in the morning I am woken by some guy shouting aggressively some distance from our patch. As the shouting becomes louder, I know he is heading towards us. (Our patch is located down a relatively quiet, well lit side street. It is a porch that serves as a side entrance to an office building, and is also well lit by hall lights that shine through a glass door. Anyone passing by can see us, even in a car.)

I stick my head out of the sleeping bag and open my eyes. Declan does the same. As the guy walks past, I can see he is stocky, in his thirties, and shouting at a mobile phone. He keeps walking down the street and Declan and I go back to sleep. However, about an hour later I hear the same voice, still shouting – although not as loud. Then, all of a sudden, he sits on the right hand side of my face. (I am half-asleep on the outside, on my back). By the time I realise what has happened, the guy is gone. There is no shouting, no noise, just silence.

The guy actually had to negotiate two steps before sitting on my face; meaning, as far as I am concerned, that he knew exactly what he was doing. My head was well inside my sleeping bag (protected by it), but if he had got his landing wrong, he could have done me quite a bit of damage - either to my nose or my neck. The incident woke Declan. He turned around on the inside (where he protects all our belongs) to ask me if something had happened.

Declan also left his glasses in the Idea Store Whitechapel library yesterday afternoon - just before it closed at 6pm. We were convinced that if the staff had found them, he would never get them back. Ever since our first day at this library, staff and security guards have let us know what kind of instructions they are getting. For example, when a member of staff books us a computer, it's not uncommon to find that we can't use it because the mouse or something is not working; or we are given a computer on floors other than where we are so that we end up having to negotiate all four floors with all our belongings before the day is out. Yesterday at 5.30pm we were told to remove our bags from the spot we had them because they were blocking the heat. After we removed the bags, I put my hand on where the heat was supposed to be coming from and there was nothing. There wasn't even air!

So when Declan lost his glasses, we were convinced they were gone and that he would have to go to the Whitechapel Mission to see if there would be any way he could get another pair. I just can't imagine the obstacles we would have encountered. I can't even get a pair of jeans from the Mission; and, according to their website, they run "the largest clothing store in London available to the homeless".

However, we were lucky. Declan got into the library as soon as it opened at 9.00am, and went straight to the 2nd floor. There, on the corner of the table, were his glasses. The staff hadn't spotted them at all! To celebrate the happy ending, we bought a few donuts in Sainsburys and took a walk around the nearby market.

Tower Hamlets has the highest Muslim population in the country, 36.4%. The new London Muslim Centre, an extension to the East London Mosque, can hold 10,000 worshippers. In Idea Store Whitechapel, 95% of the staff are Muslim; almost a whole floor is dedicated to the Islamic religion; and when you fill in their membership form under "Ethnicity", white is the last option. Not that I have much of problem with it, really. I quite like all the Muslim stalls along the Whitechapel Road, where you can buy cheap stuff (notwithstanding that most things don't have a price tag).

My only point is that the Islamic religion is becoming a force in the UK. And if Muslim leaders are to get the same special treatment as their Christian counterparts, homeless organisations may find a shift in the reasons for homelessness. They may find that the reason some homeless provide for their predicament is that they are no more than campaigning for secular government. I'm being facetious, of course. But only partly.